Normal Public Library

You have seven books on Britney Spears, but not a single copy of Kurt Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle." --Troubled Youth

I would've added "shame on you" if I'd had the room.

Robert G. Bone Hand of Friendship (Statue of a hand on campus)

Have you ever noticed that it looks like it's giving the finger from this angle? --Troubled Youth

It really does.